The Diary Of An Ass Man

The female body is a beautiful thing, filled with many twists, turns, curves, orifices, and hiding spots. It also happens to be better than sliced bread, another major plus, but why? Why is it that as an extraordinarily sexy man I am immediately swayed by a pair of pear shaped breasts or a heart shaped ass? Well, I did [...]

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17 Reasons Why You’re Not My Best Friend

The term friend is used very loosely nowadays. Because of the advent of Facebook essentially everyone is your “friend.” Therefore I’ve taken it upon myself to create the friend ladder. This is only limited to friends meaning people that you don’t sleep with (currently). 1. Best Friends: Out of all the people I know, we talk the most, and its [...]

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How A Bakery Almost Ruined My Life

In the world of web design and development we have amazing and great clients, and then we have assholes. Of course as a designer/developer/business person we all want the great clients who know exactly what they want, they pay on time, and they understand that your time is worth money. The arse (British insults are [...]

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In The Beginning…

In the beginning, I said, “Let there be blog!” and this blog came to be!

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